Last night I attended a baby shower and I must say it was the best one ever. How many of you have ever gone to a shower where the guests were almost all tipsy on wine as the poor mother-to-be sat in awe of our giggles and rated R discussions. First off let me say that kudos to you moms because the stories I heard about delivery and how it affects your body after scared me to death. I heard all about pooping while giving birth, to when you sneeze you will pee on yourself after, breast milk squirting in different directions and then no sex for like 6 weeks. And this isn't even the beginning of the stories about the baby. I raise my glass to every mother out there.
Now the poor mother-to-be had to put up with everyone telling her these horrific stories and also listening to the tipsy guests conversations of KY burning your VaJaJa. I even heard the word anal bleaching in the room. If I were her, I would have grab the bottle of wine and chugged it just to deal with us girls. But I must say it was a gorgeous shower, with fabulous hostesses that cooked a great dinner for us girls.
I just hope that this did not scare me away from ever having sex again cause the light hearted would have run to the nearest convent and joined. I guess I will know if my new birth control is attending baby showers after this weekend since my gal Amber is coming into town. And we all know that means a crazy, wild night out on the town in PCB. Yep, Mondays blog will be interesting so be sure to check back.
Now tonight, I am off to an engagement party to which I am attending as a worker so I am sure tomorrow there will be stories to be told. I am just keeping my fingers crossed that there will be some handsome groomsmen attending the festivities.
Happy hunting girls.....
WTB
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